Omfg. I just shoplifted.
My dad and I split up and I was carrying around strawberries and a half drank bottle of water with gas. So I went off on my merry way in Bel Air and was shopping for some foodsies and a while must have passed because next thing I know I get a call from dad saying “hey, I’m by the car!”
Panicked me runs outside with the half downed bottle of water with gas. I contemplated leaving it but what is worse? Taking the bottle or leaving it on the bagel stand half gone?
I owe that store 83 cents. ;_;
I’m a bad person! :,(
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
rectallyravaged, I’d say
I’m feeling rather rump rustled