Office by Alex Penny
Well Hello Thar..! The name is Bree, and this is where I shall share with you thoughts, feelings, pictures I like, irrelevant tidbits, and love. :) Have a fabulous day.
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Omfg. I just shoplifted.
My dad and I split up and I was carrying around strawberries and a half drank bottle of water with gas. So I went off on my merry way in Bel Air and was shopping for some foodsies and a while must have passed because next thing I know I get a call from dad saying “hey, I’m by the car!”
Panicked me runs outside with the half downed bottle of water with gas. I contemplated leaving it but what is worse? Taking the bottle or leaving it on the bagel stand half gone?
I owe that store 83 cents. ;_;
I’m a bad person! :,(
This is a useful resource…
i’ll be the most creative murderer the world has ever seen
two types of people
Hannibal?
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(Source: inthepitofmystomach)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via rainbowsgomeow)
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
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(via socialmindfuck)
(via methodsindesilutions)
(Source: rottenmorgue, via methodsindesilutions)
sponge-robert-quadratic-trousers:
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
rectallyravaged, I’d say
I’m feeling rather rump rustled
(via everything--burns)
♋
(Source: dissenting, via portilla-chips)
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
(Source: engineerings, via everything--burns)
(Source: theinternetsanimals, via fluffysinfulpie)
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
(via dearsheroozle)
Man I have GOT to watch this
All I can think is: “Man, that monster’s got some fucked up Rob Leifeld teeth going on in there.”
What anime is this??
(Source: l3reezer, via gargoylesstandingonsuperheroes)
